i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Blood and glitter go together right?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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