like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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