Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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