PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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