So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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