sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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