His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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