Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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