Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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