I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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