If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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