I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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