i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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