what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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