she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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