so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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