god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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