just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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