I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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