i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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