on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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