I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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