Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.