I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick