It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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