Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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