What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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