that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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