Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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