Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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