I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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