Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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