They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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