butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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