The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Randomize
