Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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