Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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