due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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