We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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