At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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