Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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