Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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