Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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