Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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