I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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