No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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