just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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