I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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