YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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