we're blogging at a bar
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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