Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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