you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We are all done wearing pants today
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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