That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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