Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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