ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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