Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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